SGT808-4
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Editorial Room for the Spring 808 Edition
Quotable Quotes
Insidious Rumours
Investigations continue into rumours that Lady Clarrissa the noted courtesan from Sanctuary has been doing everything she can to stay on the good side of Lady Teeanna. For Lady Clarissa this is a stark change from her domineering ways in the courts of Prince Kadakithis, and we can only guess at the causes behind this behaviour. Was there more to the relationship between Dramus and Lady Clarrissa when she was a nanny to his adopted daughter or is it simply envy over a pair of new boots?
After careful investigation of an initially convincing story brought to us by an unnamed source, the Times is confident that there is no truth to the rumour that the true reason behind Countess Liessa of Newhaven's apotheosis and ascension was a desire to escape the triangular relationship between herself, her husband Engalton, and Saydar the Baron of Erewhon. Nor is there any evidence that the Countess was suffering overwhelming emotional turmoil from her husband's divided affections.
Rumours continue that the marriage of fae Prince Dramus to the Lady Te'anna may merely be a cover for his more unusual proclivities, and that the true affections of the Faerie Prince may lie with a certain fair halfling tinkerer well known for his manufacture of *ahem* "cunning mechanical toys".
What's Hot, What's Not
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Recent Adventures / News in Brief
Guild News
Columns and Articles
Classifieds (Selling Services and Stuff)
Bestiary
Riddles and Puzzles
Letters
Dear Editor,
I am a new member of the Seagate Guild.
When I joined they told me for my first four or five missions I could only expect to find myself fighting animals, small bands of humanoids and maybe the odd lesser undead.
I have been out on only two missions so far, but as well as these things have had to battle, an army of Goblins, giant enchanted dogs with exploding teeth, a 12 foot monster made of stone called a Golem, a Litch, a Mist Wrath, a hoard of Ebony Death, a Barghest, and a super strong Ettin.
I have fought with an avatar of the Goblin God of Death and was once faced with some kind of Dragon thingy.
I wish to complain.
The elemental mages roasted the Dragon thingy before I even got a swing at it.
Aaron Ferret, Enchanter
Humour
Heard in the Guild Pub
"I love the country" "I love adventuring" "I love the dungeons" "I love the treasures in" "I love the monsters" "I love killing them" "Boom deyada boom deyada boom deyada boom deyada"
